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Hello! I'm Keaton, welcome to my "Web site"!

You can "click" the "links" in the top bar to learn more about me and the site, or maybe look at one of these recent blog posts.

Cognitohelpers

2026-01-13

A cognitohazard is information that is directly harmful when perceived. To distinguish the term from regular negative memes, a cognitohazard must inflict its harm directly; knowledge that the McRib is…

Murder in the Public Domain

2026-01-02

(context) When you've been in this business as long as I have, you learn to recognize trouble fast, and I could tell she was trouble from the moment she poked her freakishly large head through the doo…

Vibes for 2026

2026-01-01

Web-safe serif fonts Cold, clear early mornings on the road Tor Books paperbacks from a secondhand store Dry white wine TUIs Soren Kirkegaard Lentil soup Meeting up IRL Art Deco Tr…

Splash Text

2025-10-09

Like most of my generation, and the generation after me for that matter, playing Minecraft was a formative childhood experience, and while I haven't kept up with the many, many updates since 1.0 there…

Living the Client-Server Lifestyle

2025-10-01

As I've worked on the ol' homelab over the past few months, most of my computer use outside of my day job has morphed to fit a general client-server model. In this post I'll go over what I mean by "cl…

I also have some shorter notes, to record useful tricks and facts.



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